1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,940 Let's watch Bikini Space Patrol 2. 2 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:11,000 Man, I haven't seen Bikini Space Patrol 1. I'm going to be totally lost. 3 00:00:12,860 --> 00:00:14,200 See those girls in bikinis? 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:16,239 Yeah. They patrol space. 5 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,040 Won't they get cold? 6 00:00:21,620 --> 00:00:22,620 They better. 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,800 Hey, Sam, want to watch a movie? 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,220 No, I can't. I've got a date with Angela. 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:29,480 Bikini Space Patrol. 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,760 I've got ten minutes. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,320 Hey, boys. Hey, Dad. 12 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:36,660 What are you watching? 13 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,720 Space documentary. 14 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:42,140 Houston, we have a bikini problem. 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,680 Uh -huh. 16 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,140 Let's watch something we can all enjoy. 17 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,820 Golf? Not just golf. The Road to the Masters, 1975. 18 00:00:58,540 --> 00:00:59,900 Come on, we can watch it together. 19 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,720 That sounds great, Dad. 20 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,240 We'll be in the kitchen. 21 00:01:06,260 --> 00:01:08,000 He's driving me insane. 22 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,580 Ever since he stopped working Friday nights, he keeps coming here. 23 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,120 He needs a hobby or something to get him out of the house. 24 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,240 We can sign Dad up for a karate class. 25 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,720 Then he can beat people up. 26 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:24,920 Break boards with his head. 27 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:27,740 Oh, man, now I want to go. 28 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:31,820 You guys are missing the obvious. What Dad needs is a woman. 29 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:33,440 Every man needs a good woman. 30 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,260 I mean, Angela's my rock. 31 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:40,740 She's my shining light, my only reason. You've been dating for a week. 32 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:45,760 No, Sam makes a good point. If he can find a woman, anybody can. 33 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:48,920 That's not what I said. Yes, it is. 34 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,320 Well, Dad's not going to meet anybody sitting on the couch. 35 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:54,960 And the only women he meets at work are usually on fire. 36 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:01,120 Guys, you're missing all the action. Lee Trevino's hat just blew off. 37 00:02:02,949 --> 00:02:04,410 We've got to find him a woman. 38 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:07,290 Ha ha, he's chasing it. 39 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:10,530 Facts. 40 00:02:35,660 --> 00:02:36,720 So many dating sites. 41 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:41,040 Why am I wasting my time with school dances when I can get a beautiful 42 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,420 woman mailed to my front door? 43 00:02:45,640 --> 00:02:49,000 All right, now remember, this is for Dad, so make sure and pick a legitimate 44 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,000 dating site. 45 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,920 Here's one called Legitimate Dating. 46 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:53,580 Perfect. 47 00:02:54,740 --> 00:02:56,500 Hey, that guy looks just like Uncle Jimmy. 48 00:02:58,380 --> 00:02:59,380 It is. 49 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,960 Click on him. 50 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:11,720 6615. 51 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:18,100 Sensitive, athletic, and, well, as you can see, clean as a cat. 52 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,600 But I haven't been fixed. 53 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,780 Uh -oh. He's starting to stand up. 54 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:26,819 Quick, get off. 55 00:03:26,820 --> 00:03:27,820 Quick, get off! 56 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,060 That was great, Angela. I really had a lot of fun. Where'd you go? 57 00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,460 Nowhere. Doll show. 58 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,500 There were male dolls there, too. 59 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:41,540 By the way, you find a girlfriend for dad? 60 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:42,880 Working on it. 61 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:44,360 I found a different site. 62 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:45,860 Cupid's couple. 63 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,160 Find your soulmate with one easy click? 64 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:51,140 Where? Cupid's dumper seems to be glowing. 65 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,560 Click that. 66 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,820 Okay, so we've got to describe dad. 67 00:03:58,640 --> 00:03:59,660 Well, he's tall. 68 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,020 He's got a truck. 69 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:04,920 He's got lots of hair. 70 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,240 In his nose. 71 00:04:13,230 --> 00:04:15,690 He's rugged, he's muscular, a man's man. 72 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,069 Hey. 73 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,850 You're a different kind of man's man. 74 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:21,790 Yeah, the kind that likes dolls. 75 00:04:23,370 --> 00:04:24,710 I don't like dolls. 76 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:26,950 But I love doll shows. 77 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:30,030 Man's man. Got it. 78 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:32,910 Now we have to send him a picture. 79 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:35,470 Hey, don't we have a picture of Dad winning the Medal of Valor? 80 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:36,710 Oh, yeah. 81 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:39,870 Under the menu from Signor Pizza. 82 00:04:42,270 --> 00:04:45,230 Perfect. That metal will cover the mole on his neck. 83 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:49,250 I'll scan this and upload it with Dad's bio. 84 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,890 So, what do I got to do to be a man's man? Grow a beard? 85 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:54,370 Can you? 86 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:57,830 Sure. 87 00:04:57,970 --> 00:05:00,210 You want rugged? You got rugged, baby. 88 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:03,770 Oh, great. I left my mittens at the doll show. 89 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:08,130 What a terrible time to remember that. 90 00:05:12,910 --> 00:05:15,630 Man, it's been three days. This beard is driving me crazy. 91 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:16,890 I look like a bum. 92 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:20,570 You're kidding, right? 93 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:21,910 There's nothing there. 94 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:26,770 It's because I have blonde hair. Plus, with the way the light's hitting it, and 95 00:05:26,770 --> 00:05:27,890 technically you're a woman. 96 00:05:29,350 --> 00:05:31,710 Hey, I got some more responses for Dad's ad. 97 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:35,750 This one looks like a donkey, but she's got a speedboat. 98 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,050 She stays. 99 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:39,850 Hey, this one's hot. 100 00:05:40,410 --> 00:05:42,750 Yeah, but she describes herself as a real homebody. 101 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,150 Oh, then they'll both be here Friday night. 102 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:47,570 She's out. 103 00:05:48,930 --> 00:05:50,790 This one has bigger biceps than Dad. 104 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:53,650 Yeah, but she drives a cool car. 105 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:55,650 A transgender's not a car. 106 00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:03,270 Well, the rest of these look pretty good. 107 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:06,510 Okay, so we'll pick the five best and we'll have them come to a restaurant so 108 00:06:06,510 --> 00:06:08,670 Dad can check them out. What if Dad doesn't want to do it? 109 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,200 Who cares what Dad wants? 110 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,900 This is about our happiness. 111 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:17,060 He won't know. He'll think we're going to eat. And if there just happens to be 112 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:23,620 some single attractive ladies there... Or a donkey with a speedboat... Bam! 113 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,960 Cupid dumps a big load of love right in Dad's heart. 114 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,780 All right, ladies. Our dad will be here any minute. 115 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,260 And if you like what you see, don't be afraid to let him know. 116 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:41,150 Dad, here's our favorite hero. 117 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:45,350 I'm surprised you boys picked this place. It's nice. 118 00:06:45,850 --> 00:06:46,850 Yeah. 119 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:48,590 I really should have shaved. 120 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,690 Oh, Dad, I dropped my fork. Can you pick it up for me? 121 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:06,890 Dad, I should look around for our waiter. 122 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,100 Big smile. 123 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,660 Oh, Dad, you didn't look right over there by the lady in the purple dress? 124 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,060 You like her? 125 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:22,480 I don't know her. 126 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:25,240 Well, you smiled at her. 127 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:26,560 You told me to. 128 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,000 She smiled back. 129 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:29,340 She was being polite. 130 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:33,360 Now, how do you know? Maybe she's looking for companionship and tired of 131 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,780 scene. You know who else is smiling at you? 132 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,060 Her. 133 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,400 And I bet she has a speedboat. 134 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:46,140 From the lady in yellow. She says she's shaking and hopes that you're stirred. 135 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:49,520 Dad the stud. 136 00:07:50,020 --> 00:07:52,760 I bet she enjoys old movies and clog dancing. 137 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,700 Compliments of tables four, seven, nine, and twelve. 138 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:03,620 All right, what the hell is going on here? 139 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,500 What? Your total catch? 140 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,040 A rugged fireman. 141 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,620 A real man's man. 142 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:12,460 Why wouldn't you be hit on by every woman in this restaurant? 143 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:14,620 Start talking, Peach Buzz. 144 00:08:17,420 --> 00:08:19,740 Okay, we put your picture on a dating website. 145 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,460 I'm on the internet? 146 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:26,120 We took that picture of you wearing the medal, and we changed it from saying 147 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,020 local hero to lonely hero. 148 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,900 Man, this is so humiliating. 149 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,100 No, it's not. 150 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,039 Uncle Jimmy's in a bathtub. 151 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:42,100 upstairs to the bar where there are no kids allowed. 152 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,560 You boys go home and get me off the internet. 153 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:50,420 Well, here's your dad. 154 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,420 So, what do we do with them? 155 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:01,360 Congratulations, ladies. 156 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,580 You've all made it to the next round. Good night. 157 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,960 Give me a beer. 158 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:17,339 What's the score? 159 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:18,480 Celtics are down by two. 160 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:19,920 Shoot, you idiot! 161 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:21,940 God! 162 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,380 You told him to shoot it, I heard. 163 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,220 Hey. 164 00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,760 Have I seen your picture somewhere? 165 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:37,580 Internet dating service. 166 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:43,640 You're that fireman, right? You won the Medal of Valor. 167 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:46,420 Oh. Yeah, that's me. 168 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Nick Savage. 169 00:09:48,260 --> 00:09:49,260 Hero. 170 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:51,640 Maggie Harris. 171 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 DJ. 172 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,240 Maggie in the morning? 173 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,080 Classic Rock 102. 174 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,360 I listen to you all the time. 175 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,780 Hey, who won the Motley Crue dune buggy? 176 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,080 Station manager. 177 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,160 He also won the Led Zeppelin jet ski. 178 00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:09,120 Well, as long as it was fair. 179 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,160 You've been everywhere. 180 00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,300 I think I've been out of Massachusetts twice. 181 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:18,980 Once because I was lost. 182 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,380 Compared to you, my life is boring. 183 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,460 Oh, you're not boring. 184 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:27,660 Come on, you've got great stories. You are so funny. 185 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,420 And don't forget, I'm a hero. See? 186 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,560 Yeah, sometimes I wouldn't mind a little boring. 187 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:36,440 You know, a house, kids, a dog. 188 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:41,900 When you say some kids, you mean like, oh, I don't know, five? 189 00:10:46,169 --> 00:10:47,169 Uh, two. 190 00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:48,610 Seems like the perfect number. 191 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:50,950 Well, I gotta be honest with you. 192 00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:52,850 I have kids. 193 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:54,269 Oh, yeah? 194 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:55,270 How many? 195 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,390 Two. 196 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,790 Why are we staying up to get yelled at? 197 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:08,130 Yeah, we should be in bed pretending we're asleep. 198 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,150 Evening, boys. 199 00:11:12,390 --> 00:11:13,930 Sweet. He's loaded. 200 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:17,140 I'm not drunk. 201 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,460 I'm smitten. 202 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:22,160 Smitten? He's slurring his words. 203 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,840 I met a woman. 204 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,260 And we didn't need the Internet. We met the old -fashioned way. 205 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,480 In a bar. 206 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600 All right. 207 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,500 So, are you going to see her again? 208 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:35,720 Tomorrow night. 209 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:40,820 And we can count you being gone from seven to... Nine. She has to be up 210 00:11:42,420 --> 00:11:45,320 Now, hold on a sec. We're overlooking one amazing fact. 211 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,220 Dad got a second date. 212 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,960 Yeah, they usually start running when you tell them about us. 213 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:53,180 Yeah. 214 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,520 Well, I'm going to hit the sack. 215 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,100 You did tell her about us. 216 00:11:57,420 --> 00:12:00,820 Of course I did. I looked her right in the eye and said, I have kids. Good 217 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,820 night. 218 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,820 You told her you have five kids? 219 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,500 More or less. 220 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,860 Which is it? Less. 221 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,920 How many less? Okay, I told her I had two kids. 222 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:14,580 Two? Oh, come on, you guys. I couldn't throw the number five at her. 223 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:18,160 I mean, everything was going great, and she said two was the perfect number, so 224 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,160 I went with it. 225 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,880 You know, Dad, it's all right. We get it. 226 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:25,000 Yeah, I'd probably do the same thing if I was desperate for a woman. 227 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:30,320 Once I told the cafeteria lady that you died just so I can get some extra mac 228 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,320 and cheese. 229 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,300 Now, you see, I get that. 230 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:38,700 So the fact that I only mentioned two of you doesn't mean I love the other three 231 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,820 any less. Good night. 232 00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:41,140 Wait. 233 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,880 You mentioned two of us specifically? 234 00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:47,150 Not specifically. 235 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:49,870 Randomly. Which two? 236 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:53,370 I think it was Sam and TJ. 237 00:12:54,490 --> 00:12:55,810 Sam and TJ? 238 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:59,450 You randomly told her about the smart one and the cute one? 239 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:03,470 Their names were shorter. 240 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:09,610 I didn't want to drag it out with Chris and Jack 241 00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:11,490 and... Kyle? 242 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,260 Come on, give Dad a break. 243 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:17,640 It was his first date. 244 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,220 Naturally, he'd want to lead with his best stuff. 245 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,400 His, uh, A material. 246 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,300 The big guns. 247 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,320 No way. He was saving the best for last. 248 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,760 Weren't you, Dad? 249 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,700 Dad? 250 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,960 Oh, sorry. I thought we were done. 251 00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:36,920 Can't you leave Dad alone? 252 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:41,660 Can't you be happy for him? I mean, he's found a woman. He has two wonderful 253 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,660 kids. 254 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:51,540 We're all still brothers. 255 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200 Are we, Dad? 256 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,920 And are you still our father? 257 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,440 Because to tell you the truth, I'm a little confused. 258 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,420 All right, all right. 259 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,000 You made your point. 260 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,260 I'm sorry. 261 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,700 I'll tell her about Ollie tomorrow night. 262 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:12,100 I already told her about you. 263 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,820 I thought I was the cute one. 264 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,320 Did you tell her? 265 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:25,540 Jeez. 266 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:26,980 You guys scared me. 267 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,140 Boys should be asleep. 268 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,400 Answer the question. 269 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,120 For your information, I did tell her. And you know why? 270 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,120 Because you're good kids. 271 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,580 And you're far more important to me than any woman will ever be. 272 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,520 It's Maggie. 273 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,620 Say hi to her. No, give me that. 274 00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:53,850 Yeah, yeah, I had fun, too. I'll call you later. Bye. 275 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:57,810 No, you hang up first. 276 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,370 I'll hang up first. Bye. 277 00:15:04,290 --> 00:15:05,290 I can explain. 278 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,510 Sick of your lies, mister. 279 00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:07,710 Sick! 280 00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:11,790 Hey, you're the ones wanting me to find a woman. We wanted you out of the house, 281 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,230 but we didn't want to get killed off. 282 00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,730 I didn't kill you off. I pretended you never existed. 283 00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:20,730 Oh, come on. Don't you get it? 284 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,700 If I say five, she says bye. 285 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:24,540 Five, bye. 286 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,300 No, she's going to find out sooner or later. Then I choose later. Later's 287 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,300 working. 288 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:36,660 Hey, come on. Let me make it up to you. Here's 63 bucks. 289 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,760 We don't want your money. 290 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,340 We want recognition. 291 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,620 Just like Sam and PJ. 292 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:50,420 You're right. 293 00:15:50,890 --> 00:15:51,890 I have five sons. 294 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:55,310 If she can't handle it, then that's her problem. 295 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,070 No more lies. 296 00:15:57,970 --> 00:16:02,450 Maggie, I'd like you to meet my sons, Sam and TJ. 297 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:11,950 I'm so glad to finally meet you guys. Every time I'd bring you up, your dad 298 00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:12,950 would change the subject. 299 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,870 I was beginning to think he didn't have any kids. 300 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:25,440 Look at him in there, laughing. 301 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,380 I knew Dad would find him out taking Sam and TJ to get flu shots. 302 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,840 Man, I can't wait to hear how Dad lied his way out of this when he gets home. 303 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,460 Why wait till he gets home? 304 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:44,280 I'm hungry now. 305 00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:47,360 Hungry for revenge? 306 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,040 Yes. 307 00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,870 And the cheesecake looks pretty good. 308 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,430 Hey, I brought you guys something. 309 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:57,410 Rock 102 Rock Walk Pit. Cool. 310 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,190 Actually, that's for TJ. 311 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,670 Oh, right. 312 00:17:02,370 --> 00:17:05,910 Thanks, Maggie. Sure. You know, Maggie's met all kinds of rock stars. 313 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:09,630 Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, you too. So, if you guys have any questions. 314 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,849 Have you ever said fart on the radio? 315 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,410 No, 316 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:17,770 I haven't. But when I do, I will dedicate it to you. 317 00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:19,619 Awesome! 318 00:17:20,380 --> 00:17:21,839 Your kids are cool, Nick. 319 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,660 Oh, yeah. Dad's two for two in the old kids department, eh, TJ? 320 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,660 You got that right only, bro. 321 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,440 You go. 322 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,860 Hello. Put your prime rib down and tell her. 323 00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,020 If you don't, we will. 324 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,250 and I fed the Dalmatians. 325 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:50,710 Okay, bye. 326 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,290 Always on duty, huh? 327 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:57,550 Oh, Maggie. 328 00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,070 You have any brothers and sisters? 329 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,050 Seven. Really? 330 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,330 I hated it. 331 00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:08,170 Oh. Large families are the worst. The house is always a mess. There's never 332 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,670 privacy. Can't use the phone. Someone's always on it. You get in the bathroom, 333 00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:13,130 someone is always in it. 334 00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:18,890 Well, at least you always have someone to talk to when you're waiting in line 335 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,330 Never cold 336 00:18:22,330 --> 00:18:29,310 Truth is I love large families and here's the rest of mine. You're too 337 00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:35,650 late. I told her Five boys, 338 00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:39,130 I have three brothers. I never met Oh 339 00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:43,970 I'm sorry. I lied. 340 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,360 All right I didn't want to scare you off. 341 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,140 Five boys. 342 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,260 Yeah. May I suggest the cheesecake? 343 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,320 It is very tasty. 344 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,499 Five boys. 345 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,680 Excuse me for just a minute. I'm going to go get something for my car. 346 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,680 Can I use your fork until she gets back? 347 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,480 She's not coming back. 348 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,420 I should have just been straight with her. 349 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,340 It's our fault too, Dad. 350 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,520 I should have just let you live out your dream of having two children. 351 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:20,080 That's not my dream. 352 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,760 My dream is to have five great kids. 353 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:26,760 Smart, cute, cool, athletic, and Kyle. 354 00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,000 Hey, you know what? 355 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,320 You can do way better than her, Dad. 356 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,140 Did you see those teeth? 357 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,760 She could chew through a can. 358 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,080 Yeah. 359 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,860 There's a reason why she's on the radio. Did you see her face? 360 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:47,030 It looked like they put lipstick on a baboon's butt. 361 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:50,150 Yeah, and then slammed it in the car door. Over and over. 362 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:51,370 Okay, Mac. 363 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,750 Until she was the most beautiful woman in the world. 364 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,230 I mean, you came back. 365 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,490 I said I would. 366 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,270 And I brought three more Rock 102 Rock watches. Cool. 367 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:02,970 Uh, they're for the boys. 368 00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:04,190 Oh. 369 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,090 Scoot over. 370 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,210 feels like sandpaper. 371 00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:23,470 I know. 372 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,750 Sam, would you mind shaving it off for me? 373 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,530 Okay. But it's just going to be back tomorrow. 374 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:33,630 And thicker. 375 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,330 That's the way beards are. 376 00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:41,490 Thank you, Angela. 377 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:45,650 Yeah, we were so thick of hearing about an invisible beard. 378 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,850 Okay, but no more teasing him about the doll show. 379 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,730 Deal. Because there's Raggedy Ann Jamboree this weekend, and we're going. 380 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,590 Raggedy Sam! 381 00:20:57,850 --> 00:21:00,010 Hey, hey, hey. No, no, no. We made a deal. 382 00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:01,230 All right. Okay. 383 00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:04,610 Holy crap, look. 384 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:10,130 So let legitimate dating put the legitimacy into your love life. 385 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,610 It worked for me. 386 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,920 It's transgender!